i’m a big fan of self love and spaghetti
if i was music i’d be a single
yeah because you’re the best song on the album
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.
Unpacking and I found this book my grandmother gave me when I was a child….
Pussy Gives You A Gift
please go to church
too late for prayers…
OH DEAR GOD ITS BACK WHY
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
Hilary Duff at Marqueen Nightclub tonight.
Omg from now on every photograph she looks like a mixture of Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian
*Beyonce voice* this is so crazy