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pizzafemme:

i’m a big fan of self love and spaghetti


piertotum-locomottor:

url-coming-soon:

theywillnotforceus:

if i was music i’d be a single

yeah because you’re the best song on the album

image


internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?


justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.


thatotherodinson:

fahrlight:

seasonalweasel:

louievuittonsean:

thatotherodinson:

thatotherodinson:

Unpacking and I found this book my grandmother gave me when I was a child….


I…….

Pussy Gives You A Gift

please go to church

too late for prayers…

OH DEAR GOD ITS BACK WHY

thatotherodinson:

fahrlight:

seasonalweasel:

louievuittonsean:

thatotherodinson:

thatotherodinson:

Unpacking and I found this book my grandmother gave me when I was a child….

I…….

Pussy Gives You A Gift

please go to church

too late for prayers…

OH DEAR GOD ITS BACK WHY


greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole


  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

el-bendito:

justinbaeber7:

howtobeterrell:

Hilary Duff at Marqueen Nightclub tonight.

Omg from now on every photograph she looks like a mixture of Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian

*Beyonce voice* this is so crazy

She’s perf